I Had Premarital Relations With Cement And Am Now Raspberry Sundae With His Infant Great Aunt

you guys don’t understand I AM beetlejuice

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

B-b-b-but, wh-what about trickle down economics. Then, h-how will the money trickle down to us filthy little serfs

There should be no billionaires.

Spread the word.

7, I get a window seat, and I sit next to my boy Job Bot

Posts this and scurries off

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

Propaganda : a virtual pokémon for a virtual girl! plus they have matching colour schemes

Piggy only knows of Stephanie Beatriz through 99 and as such expects a tough, bad@ss, and is prepping to outdo her the whole episode, but she shows up and is (like real life, or so I’ve heard) absolutely lovely, and Piggy’s just standing there with nunchucks and a printed list of insults that Deadly helped her with

Muppet Show: 2010s Ideas

-Kermit goes on staycation, so John Mulaney has to manage the Muppets. -Lizzo somehow manifests both onstage with Fozzie and in the balcony with Statler and Waldorf to both defend Fozzie and be shady. -Mitski gets everyone to open up about their insecurities. It turns out Animal is the most stable and emotionally intelligent. -Virtually any member of the Brooklyn 99 cast. Hijinks ensue. -Tyler, the Creator tries to hang out with the spooky Muppets, but he’s too much of a dork, so he does “See You Again (the Tyler song)” with Gonzo. -Michael Sheen thinks he’s David Tennant, and David Tennant thinks he’s Michael Sheen. -Daft Punk are confused for two Muppets. -Me. -Jack Stauber Halloween episode.

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

Please rebel of to increase sample size, also hi actual oncen members, lmao you know the answer