Martin Was A Reasonably Straightforward Mouse When He Was Alive What Was It About Dying That Turned Him

Hand over your friends /j

People who are willing to watch Redwall with you and have great commentary on it? My kind of people.

Quotes from watching the Redwall TV show with my friends

"Redditwall"

"Daddy Abbot"

"Don't worry, he kills people instead of getting therapy. It's the same thing."

"That happened in Riverdale" *they leave the call*

"Skittle (derogatory)"

"Evil Matthias be like 'these aren't the rats that killed my family.'"

"Matthias be like 'you know what... sometimes violence is the answer. And by sometimes I mean always.'"

"Zaddy Martin." *in such a tired voice* "Rose... your days are numbered..."

"Is she a girlboss?" "No" "Oh..." [everyone, share your opinions, is Cornflower a girlboss?]

"High, or simply a weasel?"

"He's [Shadow is] so skrunkly! You're such a skrunkly boy!"

"Oh, I was making fun of women. 🎵Sorry for party rockin🎵"

*Enranged ramblings about the sizing in the Redwall universe*

"Damn, he gets no bitches." "MATTHIAS?!"

"Cuz Cluny has dreams of Martin haunting him..." "That's kinda gay"

*angry* "You did the right thing, MATTHIAS"

"They don't have to wear pants! You can't make them! Free the nipple!"

"The nipple is stored in the butt." *Looks up where rats nipples are because he believed me (I was lying)*

"I'm sorry Daddy Abbot... are you gonna punish me 🥺?"

"Someone should edit a gun into her hand there"

"My computer hates Redwall." "It's your fault for calling it Redditwall"

"Ragear is a bad boy. In his joker era."

Also, WARBEAK IS A GIRLBOSS I LOVE HER SO MUCH. The way she says "Crazymouse 😒" to Matthias- EXCUSE ME BUT THAT'S ADORABLE?? Anyway rant over I hope you liked my quotes~

Hahahaa which one was your favorite?

Rose: I’m not being too intense. Martin: When you’re talking about Christmas caroling, you shouldn’t have to use the term “flanking maneuver”.

Commission of Lord Brocktree from the Redwall series (with a custom weapon) for a client on Instagram. This was so much fun. :)

it them boys

i forgot that Logalog is from Mossflower... not Legend of Luke. But that's fine. I really wanted to draw him.

Classic movie jerk: Oh you guys are dating? Prove it. Kiss each other.

Gonff, with absolutely no hesitation: *fully dips Martin and makes out with him for a solid minute*

Martin and Gonff are not In Love™️, however they would absolutely go all in on a fake dating scenario with each other no questions asked.

Brian Jacques, every other paragraph: Sister Armel is PRETTY and INNOCENT and PRETTY and also PRETTY did I mention that she’s PRETTY, a PRETTY maid

I’ve been being so normal about Redwall today

(Humans ur mice Humans ur mice Humans ur mice)

Og Rakkety Tam textpost

I refuse to believe that any hare is cishet

Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer

Abbeydwellers in times of crisis: