"Good sirs, I'm called Trimp the Rover." "Marm, I'm called Ferdy an' that fat 'un's my brother Coggs, both of Redwall Abbey." Coggs snorted, pointing at Ferdy's ample stomach. "I ain't as fat as ole Ferdy, am I, miz Trimp?" She giggled. "You're as tubby as one another."
Shoutout to songsfromredwall2 for shaping my childhood by uploading the audiobook songs to YouTube
every Redwall song slaps and that’s just the truth
Hand over your friends /j
People who are willing to watch Redwall with you and have great commentary on it? My kind of people.
"Redditwall"
"Daddy Abbot"
"Don't worry, he kills people instead of getting therapy. It's the same thing."
"That happened in Riverdale" *they leave the call*
"Skittle (derogatory)"
"Evil Matthias be like 'these aren't the rats that killed my family.'"
"Matthias be like 'you know what... sometimes violence is the answer. And by sometimes I mean always.'"
"Zaddy Martin." *in such a tired voice* "Rose... your days are numbered..."
"Is she a girlboss?" "No" "Oh..." [everyone, share your opinions, is Cornflower a girlboss?]
"High, or simply a weasel?"
"He's [Shadow is] so skrunkly! You're such a skrunkly boy!"
"Oh, I was making fun of women. 🎵Sorry for party rockin🎵"
*Enranged ramblings about the sizing in the Redwall universe*
"Damn, he gets no bitches." "MATTHIAS?!"
"Cuz Cluny has dreams of Martin haunting him..." "That's kinda gay"
*angry* "You did the right thing, MATTHIAS"
"They don't have to wear pants! You can't make them! Free the nipple!"
"The nipple is stored in the butt." *Looks up where rats nipples are because he believed me (I was lying)*
"I'm sorry Daddy Abbot... are you gonna punish me 🥺?"
"Someone should edit a gun into her hand there"
"My computer hates Redwall." "It's your fault for calling it Redditwall"
"Ragear is a bad boy. In his joker era."
Also, WARBEAK IS A GIRLBOSS I LOVE HER SO MUCH. The way she says "Crazymouse 😒" to Matthias- EXCUSE ME BUT THAT'S ADORABLE?? Anyway rant over I hope you liked my quotes~
Hahahaa which one was your favorite?
Hi may I request my Redwall oc, Hareberry, she's a reddish brown haremaid , wears a yellow dress with a belt, she's Abbey librarian?
Here you go!
A part of the Redwall tapestry based on its depiction in the Nelvana show! It's based on my own pattern of that image. If anyone remembers the necklace I cross-stitched, it's an adaptation of that same home-made pattern.
SOMEONE DRAW THE SWORD LADY AS MARTIN THE WARRIOR OR LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER HOLDING HIS SWORD I AM BEGHING YOU THIS IDEA CAME TO ME THIS VERY MOMENT I WILL DO OT MYSELF IF I MUST
I’ve been being so normal about Redwall today
(Humans ur mice Humans ur mice Humans ur mice)
Og Rakkety Tam textpost
😭😭 him /pos
Okay first off all the fact that you’re not only a Ga’Hoole artist but also so incredibly talented is just??? Wild?? You’re so cool actually-
Anyhow, would it be possibly to get some art of my favorite lad Twilight?
You are too kind, thank you so much!!! ;w;
These books mean the absolute world to me, so it always gives me this big doofy smile to see other people also so into them hehe!
💞 Love this boy and his big ol paws!!!
Redwall pine marten
I had this thought and had to make it
Get it? Because I’m queer? And Quean was spelled with an a? You get it.20 // any pronouns // ♉️pfp by spanakorizzo
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