Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
Everyone wasn't to be like issac but they can't and many have crushes on him and can't Cope with it so they hating
That new Castlevania show has people showing off how dumb they really are. The amount of “Black people can’t be vampires! Vampires can’t go out in the sun.” Statements I’ve seen is crazy. Do you think black people are just really tan? Do you think black people lose their melanin if they don’t go outside like it isn’t genetic??? What???
More scenes for stormlight archives future books.
A mysterious cloaked figure is walking through the tower.
A war meeting is going on. Wit is his usual asshole self. He then suddenly perks up and starts to pour two drinks.
Pattern starts to buzz nervously.
Everyone pauses as the shadow of the figure stretches into the room.
Everyone is quiet. Dalinar stretches to his full height as the stormfather rumbles ominously.
The figure speaks. "We need to talk bondsmith. Things have changed"
"Who are you?" Dalinar asks. "Thadikar. Leader of the ghostbloods"
Immediately shallan and jasnah become alert. Summoning their shardplate and attacks but thadakar either dodges or simply can't be hurt.
He calls for his subjects and suddenly one soldier comes forward and its mariaze. Then hoid gives thadakar the drink and takes a sip of his.
Kelsier tells them that they must work together and everyone is doubtful.
Explains his deal with gavilar and tells them what a monster he was.
Until he pulls out devices that has the conversations of that night recorded.
They are about to listen to one when Navani stops them and tells them that maybe they should just hear him out.
nother great art for me collexion
Shiren
You can hurt me all you wish
You can hurt me without care,
Without any comfort to be there
Hurt me past my breaking point,
And I will hold onto the pain
Simply cause it came from you,
Cause it's something of you I can call mine.
Please. I miss her so much. It's making me want to stop being good.
insp
Top corner: Kaldin × Adolin
Right corner: Kaladin x Shallan
Left corner: Kaladin x Moash
Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.
Oh this is awesome I will give it a shot as well.
Love Is a curse.
She comes before the world. No sacrifice is too big. Morality Is a privilege for those who love in finite measurement like weighing calories in a meal, careful not to go over maintenance.
Something we do not concern ourselves with. If bringing you back means the world gotta burn then I will have us rest comfortably on bed or Cinders under a roof of stars.
I died but I came back exactly the same. You though, I came back and you were wrong. Did the fact of my dying really damage you that much? Was bringing me back worth what it cost you? Would it have been better to just leave me?
Hmmm I know the human mind.
I can make any stranger love me
Or at least what they perceive as love
I can become what they love
But i can't make you love me
Can't even make you want me
I know all the tricks but I can't use them on you
How little effort it will take for you to gain My love
How little effort you will have to put
Pisses me off
I can't use any way any method any trick
That's not who I want to be
I just want to love you
And have you love me back
Fully
Fuck my life
Might be some certain point
But that point is not tonight
Let's Go!!!
Because I love her.
I can get anything that I want in life.
But what do I do with it?
Without her by my side.
It's pointless.
I am so obsessed
Got you so ingrained in me
Your taste your smell your feel too
So everytime my lips meet
No doubt they only talk of you.
I want to kiss you so bad. Hard and deep.
So everytime your lips meet
You could still taste me.
You are so far away. And I am so down in the dumps. So unworthy. That admiting that I love you feels like fucking hubris.
nbc hannibal lecter is soooo. he’s an apex predator, he’s babygirl. he’s a loser, he can do it all. he’s cold and calculating, he’s sensitive and emotional. he’s a male wife, he’s a sugar daddy. he’s perfectly happy alone, he wants to be seen. he’s got no major weakness (he has one major weakness) he has trauma, nothing happened to him, he happened. he maimed and killed for his freedom, he gave it all up willingly on the off chance Will came back to him. he’s a control freak, he’s adaptable
I don't think I've ever related to a character more than I do to crowly.
And it might sound pretentious. I relate to him not cause he's cool or dress nice. And aloof and unaffected by the world around him. For the most part.
Its because like him I too try to be cool and evil.
Because like him, I am also in love with my best friend.
Because like him I too talk to God when I am at my wits end.
Because like him I too want to run away with my best friend/ love of my life.
Away from all this bullshit. And i keep dropping hints and I know she knows, at least I am hoping. But I don't feel worthy.
But I will endulge in that hubris all the same.
But unlike him. If she gave me a choice of serving as her second in command. As long as it meant staying by her side. I will abandon all I am and join her.
Not sure what that makes me.
I made myself sad again. And it's only seven in the morning.
→ Michael "acting choices" Sheen in Good Omens 2
You might not love me but you need me.
That has to be enough.
But what to do when
I am not even needed?
When we embraced each other
I know that angels fell
For they knew their heaven
Will never be as good as mine
I'm the Artist, she's my Muse.
I'm the Devil, she's my Salvation.
I'm the Monster, she's my Humanity.
I'm the Wolf, She's my Moon.
Monster: I have honor
Artist: I have bravery
Seb: I have heart
Wolf: But all I have ... is Rage
She needs to recharge.
I hope
Why does this feel like a goodbye.
I was too weak
Now she is gone.
50 minutes and I am already waiting for her.
Maybe it's festering. Maybe it's mending. Maybe it's Maybelline.
why does it burn
Relatable post that I dont want to relate to.
me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?
me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA
And so I will stay.
sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.
She isn't On tumbler
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect
I'll be the hot glue villain. I am immune no one else is muahhahqhah