At This Point I Feel Like Silksong Doesn’t Exist, It’s Just A Figment Of Our Collective Imagination

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While cool, I don’t think they knew. The Dax were plenty and if we remember correctly they were the orokin main force even when the tenno were introduced. The orokin empire was gigantic. Most people never saw a warframe, especially a tenno operated one. So while they could’ve known each other we kinda doubt they know that they were Dax, especially since most warframes can’t speak

Thinking about the former Dax Warframes (the explicitly stated ones)(Umbra, Dagath, & Sevagoth), and how Teshin and Varzia feel when they see them. They likely used to know these frames when they were people, and they watched them get turned into weapons.

Ik Varzia talks about being familiar with almost every frame, but these 3 (esp Dagath) were fellow Dax, who were well known and cherished, yet they also served as examples that even though they were favored by the Orokin, the Dax were easily replaced like all tools. Were Teshin and Varzia ever afraid that they would become a Warframe next?

Also giant genetically engineered cat like creatures, wolf like creatures and fox like infested creatures, weird hoverboard creatures. Funky horses touch, motorcycles powered by nuclear energy. Bisexuals, like a lot of bisexuals. And hunting people for ✨cosmetics✨

Trying to explain Warframe to new people is impossible without sounding absolutely insane. It's like, if a game had an identity crisis...but in a good way. An identity buffet, if you will. There's so much in this game it's sensory overload.

You like space dogfights? Rogue-lites? Fishing, mining, player housing? How about Guitar Hero, space shanties, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Let's not forget the dating sim. Oh yeah, you can add a birthing QTE rhythm minigame too, because why not. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex update, cause y'know, we've gotten this far without imploding, so it might as well happen. Like what the fuck even is this game anymore. Nobody knows! Not even the devs themselves. It's all held together by dreams, duct tape and vibes at this point, but somehow it works.

Hop on Warframe, we have:

Bionicle meets Neon Genesis Evangelion

12 yr olds turning the geneva conventions into a checklist

your trans robot mom who has DID

old man yaoi

a traumatized group of bisexuals fighting the Y2K bug

an autistic child and his fidget spinner solos god

a fish voiced by Astarion

workers' union committing terrorism against capitalists

incel who tries to destroy the sun because he fumbled a bad bitch (she took the kids)

a boyband that you have to slay for weapons

and an eldritch entity beyond human comprehension that can only be defeated by the power of love

And if you think all that sounds unhinged out of context, don't worry, It's just as unhinged with context.

LOOK AT WHAT MY GF GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. THEY’RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m posting this way later because I forgot to post it on my actual birthday ;-;

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

Maybe there will be an update to the drifter? Cause right now the drifter uses the warframe rig so they’re the same height as warframes

*flert*

…If I ever kill myself this will be the reason

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

podstawowe zwroty po polsku: "dzień dobry", "do widzenia", "dziękuję", "najpierw się wysiada potem się kurwa wsiada"