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Neil Josten would commit tax evasion simply because he forgot taxes exist

Blowing smoke rings on her penis like a cock ring.

unfortunately i cannot engage in andreil breakup and make up fics because i do not believe in andreil breaking up

EDIT: NOT YUCKING ANYONE’S YUM IF YOU LIKE IT GODSPEED THIS WAS JUST A THOUGHT IN MY HEAD

The real reason Neil doesn’t drink is cause when he gets drunk his British accent comes out and he’s embarrassed about it.

I need a solid moment when the car gets busted and Niel just pulls out his mechanic skills cause he and his mom spent their lives on the road with different cars they stole.

when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx

…Andrew and Neil moved like they were caught in each other’s gravity, in each other’s space more than they were out of it, cigarette smoke and matching armbands and lingering looks when one fell out of orbit for too long…

Oh I forgot to post this jean here, yeah lol the first line of TSC has me dndndjdjd

hi *stabs u* oops *stabs u again* my bad *stabs u again*

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nick nelson is like a funhouse mirror version of dean winchester if dean was raised in a stable and loving environment.