Nicky Hemmick Is So Effie Trinket Coded

Rereading AFTG and I totally forgot that Neil and Riko are about the same height. I've been imagining as tall and imposing like Kevin but he's actually just 5'5"

bbc Merlin if they let me design them

Why do men hold forks like that???

I need a solid moment when the car gets busted and Niel just pulls out his mechanic skills cause he and his mom spent their lives on the road with different cars they stole.

when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx

My favorite part of airbnbs is getting to poop in other peoples toilets

This book actively made me a hater

directly inspired by @cataclysmcrows because I say "it is pride month fullmetal. You know what that means" every day. EVERY DAY. Also happy pride. Also happy inaugural post on this sideblog

happy Thursday the 20th

looking back on a crime scene that he created

Crying over them