I keep thinking about the Foxes taking a camping trip and learning that they can never take Neil Josten into the woods. He will 100% regress into a survivalist and Andrew is no help because watching Neil make his own tools to chop down a tree is not something Andrew Minyard is going to stop. Not when he can watch.
“You still don’t know how to sort your wash properly but you’ve domesticated a turkey.” - Allison Probably.
this pretty much sums up their whole dynamic
He lay flat on his back on the half-court line and soaked it in.
He’d agreed to spend Christmas break at Edgar Allan, but the Ravens operated on sixteen-hour days during their holidays.
remember?
I feel like I'd really like hard tack
man the site that used to be full of people horny for the onceler now getting really hyped about tree law is some serious poetic irony
andrew ‘idgaf while being the most igaf-er’ minyard, serving looks and silence as always
Hey gang I've moved back after like 2 or 3 years of trying to enjoy using my sideblog as a main blog. The last straw was not getting to display my stupid boop badges on there. Here's some merlin brainrot dump bc I'm not finished with anything rn
Neil & Matt art 🫶
Blowing smoke rings on her penis like a cock ring.
I like Gimli/Legolas not because of Gimli or Legolas but because it forces Aragorn to grimly third-wheel all the way from Rivendell to Mordor.