Call His Hole Little Caesar’s The Way It’s Always Hot And Ready

they're still in love (final version)

fart.

'"You're a Fox," Andrew said, like it was that simple, and maybe it was.'

I could've added a lot more details to this and it's not 100% accurate to the book, but I had to stop myself or this would've taken me another week to finish lmao

rip F. Scott Fitzgerald you would’ve loved saltburn

Rereading AFTG and I totally forgot that Neil and Riko are about the same height. I've been imagining as tall and imposing like Kevin but he's actually just 5'5"

unfortunately i cannot engage in andreil breakup and make up fics because i do not believe in andreil breaking up

EDIT: NOT YUCKING ANYONE’S YUM IF YOU LIKE IT GODSPEED THIS WAS JUST A THOUGHT IN MY HEAD

genderbendddddd. i like big boy riza being so polite sitting with his legs pressed together while femroy manspreads next to him

itty bitty ghost king 👑💀