Life Could Be A Dream

lotr version because this meme encompasses my entire being

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WHAT DID I DO???

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

"Taking inventory of the fucks which one gives"

Manager: Has anyone taken inventory yet?

Supervisor: I put 2 whole new hires on it.

Manager: We'll meet quota, right? We need at least 11 fucks to give come next quarter. (Corporate told them 46k)

Supervisor: Well, we're down by two elf percent since last quarter, not counting July.

New Hire #1: I've got the stats on inventory, and...

Supervisor: And what?

New Hire #1.3̅: We're out of fucks to give.

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

Wanted to save my response to this. Felt important.

They probably won't listen even if you have a source. I mean, every single reputable medical organization has been saying for years now that minors having access to gender affirming care is essential to their overall health. Facts don't mean anything when the ruling class prefers rhetoric over reason. It is a good thought, but don't waste your energy that could be spent making art, forming connections, or fostering communities by debunking trolls. The professionals have already debunked them. What can you do to make things better than they are? For your life, for others, and for your wider community.

Reblogging to remember what is being lost. It wasn't just the Navajo either. The Cherokee and Comanche peoples, among about 14 other groups served the United States. This is Native American erasure. Remember. Please remember them, along with any other groups this admin tries to erase. They are still here, never forget.

“Were it not for the Navajos, the Marines would never have taken Iwo Jima.”

- 5th Marine Division signal officer Major Howard Connor

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Quantum hat. You didn't give enough exposition about the goat, so now the goat lives in my mind with a superposition of all possible hats many of which have yet to be invented.

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

We can still run the rich guys out of Rome before it falls.

okay istg if one of you does #america on my posts again im biting.

JULIUS CAESAR is NOT like trump! Julius caesar got stabbed by rich guys for supporting the people, regular people fucking loved julius. The guys that killed caesar were run out of Rome! because everyone was so mad about it! and trump just fucking sucks.

also im not american.

It got me.

It got me good.

I have been had.

@angel22264422 do it you won't

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This post genuinely altered the trajectory of my life and how i make a lot of my decisions and i think about it so much