Joking About Suicide Indicates A Lack Of Belief In Human Dignity And The Intrinsic Worth Of All Persons.

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WHAT DID I DO???

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

"Ah yes, John Arcane. He must have a respectable career of doing Job at Place."

will never forget the person in a worldbuilding Discord whose setting had John Arcane be the "inventor of magic" JOHN ARCANE

INVENTOR OF MAGIC

I... what???

It got me.

It got me good.

I have been had.

@angel22264422 do it you won't

picrew chain

make this picrew and put your name in the incorrect quote generator!

tags: @wintry-whimsy @renalyxx @renalyxx @rainandsugarcane2000 @devotedlyuniquewizard @cabbagewhites @eggedagain @fall1ngawayfromm3 @jasperr6969 @the-sonni-guy and open tags !

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

Oh, also:

boia.org

Does Comic Sans Benefit People with Dyslexia?

Many web designers hate Comic Sans, but the font may improve experiences for some readers with dyslexia and other disabilities.

Spoiler: It doesn't always (obviously), but it can help a lot!

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

I'll be needing these for later :]

There's gonna be smth special in the eggs this year ganggggggg

i love when easter falls on 420. because not only has he risen but he's baked.

Never used adobe (big mony), but this list is useful

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

"Taking inventory of the fucks which one gives"

Manager: Has anyone taken inventory yet?

Supervisor: I put 2 whole new hires on it.

Manager: We'll meet quota, right? We need at least 11 fucks to give come next quarter. (Corporate told them 46k)

Supervisor: Well, we're down by two elf percent since last quarter, not counting July.

New Hire #1: I've got the stats on inventory, and...

Supervisor: And what?

New Hire #1.3̅: We're out of fucks to give.

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)