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I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
This Is Just so real
Gym teacher: alright kids, the locker rooms will be separated into boys and girls so we don’t have any… incidents happening. (Couples making out)
People who are attracted to their same gender: Ohhhhh noooooo… what a tradgedyyyyyyy…
My non binary ass: errrrrrr… W H A T
Trans people who haven’t come out: fuck.
Genderfluid people: splits into two*
Aromantic and/or asexual people: ok. Fine by me lmao
closeted gay trans folk: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT ( @maximumwebb came up with this one)
Feli puchito
Idc what anyone says, especially people on tumblr, but I HATE USUK UNTIL I'M ROTTING IN MY GRAVE. Like ik people are gonna call me "woke" and a "fancop," but wtf man. When they first meet, Alfred is like a toddler, and Arthur is at least in his mid teens. That is gross asf, man. Like, I feel like a bunch of yall need to go re-watch the show .
I'm so sick and tired of people calling me a new gen since I don't like gross shit like incest and age gaps. I'M SORRY, THAT AIN'T MY CUP OF TEA! Sorry, I needed to get that out.
~ (¯´★`¯)
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
• So, Prussia and Canada are dating, but what about Gilbird and Kumajiro?
• Gilbird can often be seen snuggling into Kumajiro’s fur by the fireplace in the colder months.
• Gilbird and Kuma became best friends at meetings, where they were left outside the room. They would always play with eachother.
• One of the reasons Canada and Prussia got the courage to talk to eachother, was trying to convince Gilbird and Kumajiro to sTOP CLINGING ON TO EACHOTHER I SWEAR TO GOD.
• Gilbird often perches on Canada’s head (much to Prussia’s jealousy) because Canada is much calmer than Prussia.
• Prussia loves brushing Kuma’s fur. If Kuma got dirt all over his fur from rolling in the mud, Prussia will be the one talking to Kuma, as he washed his fur.
• Kuma will fight Prussia over Canada. Canada will never forget when he walked into the room for movie night, and Prussia and Kumajiro were staring eachother down. It was the only time he’s seen Kumajiro growl.
•Gilbird however, will just perch somewhere on them.
• When Canada makes pancakes, if he doesn’t make them for Kumajiro and Gilbird, blood will be shed. Usually by Prussia trying to defend his food.
• One time Gilbird got stuck in Canada’s hair. It took, 13 nations, 2 micronations, many failed attempts, and 6 hours to remove Gilbird.
• Kumajiro once fell asleep on top of Gilbird. He got many pecks for that.
pjo/kny/ch/Cb fan he/they 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇮🇹 mitoligy/biology lover norse pagan 🌾🌲 I'M A MINOR!!!
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