Quickdraw

Twinning.

The reason why Tales From The Gas Station works so well is because the premise is so fucking funny.

Imagine a guy. Just a guy. He is a cashier at the gas station at the edge of town.

That town is fucking weird. There are monsters, hauntings, eldritch gods appearing in dreams, parasites, cultists, serial killers, tree people, politicians that don't stay dead, a ventriloquist puppet that has more influence than anyone else in town.

But this guy just wants to do his damn job. He doesn't care. He is tired. If you're not going to buy anything, he'll kindly ask you to leave the store.

He gets robbed, attacked, beaten up, threatened with death, threatened by old naked men, visited by murder cultists and terrible beings and he just goes right back to work afterwards. (He's nothing if not a good employee.)

At the same time, this guy isn't normal. He doesn't sleep. Ever. He has memory issues and sees hallucinations (so those weird things are probably not real anyway, right). He forgets his friend died on Halloween and isnt surprised when he keeps showing up. Aforementioned murder cultist tries to convince him to join the mission to blow up the planet, then adopts him as his best friend when it doesn't work. He is locked in a neverending battle with the local racoons.

Hive boy

I don't know why, but the destination map is looking NICE this season. It might be because everything looks balance.

Think you can wait?

When it’s only 7am at Darkness Academy and Xivu is yelling across the classroom, Calus is drinking “””””””””water””””””””” from his golden Stanley, Rhulk just reminded the Witness that it forgot to collect the homework, Savathûn bypassed the school firewall to play TravelerMath games on her Chromebook, Nezarec just walked in blaring shitty music on a JBL speaker in his bag, Eramis skipped class so she wouldn’t have to present, and Oryx’s big ass head is blocking the board 💔

Exos have it better than anyone just because they get to drink the cool neon coolant.

“Tell me you love Cayde-6 without saying you love Cayde-6”♠️♥️🌹✨

The longest ongoing conflict in the volumes: Jack Townsend vs. Spencer "extreme murderboner specifically for Jack" Middleton vs. Amy "I swear to god I will keep this skinny white boy alive" O'Brien vs. Jack "Yes I will go investigate that weird noise from the woods" Townsend

wanted to draw them in the wind waker style!