It's Cause The Last One Saw What Happened Two The First Two And Was Like "nope"

Cace

Ace cake *note: this cake is for aces. if you don’t support people who eat ace cake, are not ace, or simply don’t like cake, perhaps you should go eat a pie instead*

Emmet and his pet chicken

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

Soo cool

HOUND ARMY HOUND ARMY

Sam and Tommy sketches go brrrrr

My science class to the teacher

I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

Hehehehe

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

"This is (Italian friend) and they're welsh"

"Take a calm tablet"

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”