I Wanted Train Conductor Dream Ever Since I Watched The Stream, Thank You

Cace

Ace cake *note: this cake is for aces. if you don’t support people who eat ace cake, are not ace, or simply don’t like cake, perhaps you should go eat a pie instead*

Me, seeing a lad dragging something along the floor in town in a plastic packet on a dog leash : what's that

Me getting closer to see the dog leash is attached to a dog collar around a fish : OH

him to his friends : I'm telling you, it's dead vicious

really shotuout to martyn double life for managing to not only be divorced before he's even met his soulmate, but for also causing pearls divorce in the process. this man has a 200% divorce rate.

"This is (Italian friend) and they're welsh"

"Take a calm tablet"

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

Seems the price of bribery isn't very deer anymore

( I'll leave now)

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

I'm not gonna tag anyone but feel free to do yourself

Relationship status: single

Fav colour: purple

Top 3 ships: clintasha, dr host, clucky

Last song: I'm so sorry - imagine dragons

Last movie: Captain America civil war

Tagged By @egotisticalee, i was supposed to do this two days ago but eh

Rules: Tag nine people you want to know better and answer the questions

Relationship Status: Single

Favourite Colour: Blue/green/orange

Top 3 ships: (must I choose) firstly, Im famous for Antistache, then Dantistache, and more recently AntiMarv

Last Song: Heathers- Beautiful

Last Movie: As much as I wish i could say it were the 1986 version of Little shop of horrors,, its antman and the wasp.

Tag list: @lukasistotallynotafreak @virgil-faust-666 @thisimmortalnerd @thesquirreloverlord @darkwarf and anyone else who wishes to do so.

Reblog and search your favorite game and add the first gif that pops up

Well, hi Dark, aren't you a cryptic ass

So I just went through ahem for the first time

So I watched it and wow the sass, wow the acrobatics and hurray, we got to pet the puppet, I got the 30th ending cause mark, why do you want to split up, especially with the cult around

Why are they 30p

I feel so passionate about the price of freddos