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2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

LMAO

Hey check this blog out, it's cool

When you’re traveling it is important to ensure you don’t take anything from its original realm and introduce it elsewhere, it could become an invasive species and ruin the lands. Always dust any plant matter from your coat, check your pack for insects. Double check nothing has crawled into your pockets.

If you find you have made such a mistake, regulatory authorities will not be happy.

Luckily, they didn’t notice the platypus, but then again, neither did I until it was too late.

Well, hi Dark, aren't you a cryptic ass

So I just went through ahem for the first time

So I watched it and wow the sass, wow the acrobatics and hurray, we got to pet the puppet, I got the 30th ending cause mark, why do you want to split up, especially with the cult around

There is a musical number, what's not to love (except the amount of times you die)

So I just went through ahem for the first time

So I watched it and wow the sass, wow the acrobatics and hurray, we got to pet the puppet, I got the 30th ending cause mark, why do you want to split up, especially with the cult around

Zombi-ethan *friends theme song* also hello timeline hoppers in the sea

So I just went through ahem for the first time

So I watched it and wow the sass, wow the acrobatics and hurray, we got to pet the puppet, I got the 30th ending cause mark, why do you want to split up, especially with the cult around

Last of these I'll do but Wilford is a literal toddler and his director/manager is like a fed up nursery teacher telling of a kid for the hundrenth time

So I just went through ahem for the first time

So I watched it and wow the sass, wow the acrobatics and hurray, we got to pet the puppet, I got the 30th ending cause mark, why do you want to split up, especially with the cult around

Second time round got squashed by boulder (hurray) but turns out the car from ending 30 is you so lets play spot the dimension hoppers

So I just went through ahem for the first time

So I watched it and wow the sass, wow the acrobatics and hurray, we got to pet the puppet, I got the 30th ending cause mark, why do you want to split up, especially with the cult around

So I just went through ahwm for the first time

So I watched it and wow the sass, wow the acrobatics and hurray, we got to pet the pupper, I got the 30th ending cause mark, why do you want to split up, especially with the cult around

Why are they 30p

I feel so passionate about the price of freddos

Was never a 11 year old

There are only two genders: never read homestuck and never read warrior cats

As the temperatures in the northern hemisphere are on the rise, I’d just like to say:

Please stop making fun of British people for “not being able to take the heat”.

Summer temperatures these past few years have been unprecedented, and this country is not equipped to deal with it. 2018 was England’s hottest summer in history with temperatures reaching almost 40C in places. The next few summers are all predicted to be bad too.

In case you’re not aware, we don’t have air conditioning, we don’t have ceiling fans, our houses aren’t built to keep us cool, we’re not used to temperatures like these because it shouldn’t be this hot (thank you climate change!). I work in the NHS and I can tell you people literally get sick during heatwaves. It’s not a laughing matter. I also say all this as an Indian person who knows what heat is, and can deal fine with 30C temperatures in Mumbai but completely melt when it goes over 25C in London, because here in Britain it’s a completely different feel whether you’re accustomed to heat or not.

So yeah, this year please think twice before making those posts laughing at “haha look at those British people who suffer in temperatures that are normal where I live!” because surprise surprise, it’s not funny, it’s an actual real problem.

You know what corviknight reminds me of?

The ravens at London tower. When it was being built they tried to get rid of the ravens but this failed as the tower kept collapsing. So they decided that this meant the tower would be always collapse if there was no ravens. This is why their are ravens living at the tower today, all cause superstition. Also makes sense why he's a knight

a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody’s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress like grandmas because they are as old as a grandma, maybe even ten grandmas. they have a network system where they can call adult-looking vampires to help them get things, drive places, pretend to be parents so child-looking vampires can get into adult movies 

I love all the LoZ stuff the east art do

A Gerudo!Link and Ganon comic I drew for a discord server I’m in

Wait, velmas 15?

We had ' robin flew away, hey!'

“Jingle bells batman smells robin lays an egg”… the rest of this memory is too ancient to read.

I was in reception, it was cool, the problem was they where never the right hight for the year group in that class y6 one was really low down and no one could reach the y1 one

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

Seems the price of bribery isn't very deer anymore

( I'll leave now)

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

Reblog and search your favorite game and add the first gif that pops up

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

Adding to this, all data is represented as one or zero, the laser is shined at it, if it hits a pit the light reflection does no reach the sensor meaning one , if it does reflect back it's the other (I can't remember which way)

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

I'm not gonna tag anyone but feel free to do yourself

Relationship status: single

Fav colour: purple

Top 3 ships: clintasha, dr host, clucky

Last song: I'm so sorry - imagine dragons

Last movie: Captain America civil war

Tagged By @egotisticalee, i was supposed to do this two days ago but eh

Rules: Tag nine people you want to know better and answer the questions

Relationship Status: Single

Favourite Colour: Blue/green/orange

Top 3 ships: (must I choose) firstly, Im famous for Antistache, then Dantistache, and more recently AntiMarv

Last Song: Heathers- Beautiful

Last Movie: As much as I wish i could say it were the 1986 version of Little shop of horrors,, its antman and the wasp.

Tag list: @lukasistotallynotafreak @virgil-faust-666 @thisimmortalnerd @thesquirreloverlord @darkwarf and anyone else who wishes to do so.

Avengers: That's fine, as long as your not diseased 😛

Avengers: Oh no:( hope you feel better

My science class to the teacher

The same health problems apply to bulldogs, the best thing to do if you want a new dog is to go to your local pet shelter and adopt, it supports charities to rescue more animals as well as reducing the demand for inbred dogs

Pugs are not cute

Pugs are not cute. Pugs are malformed, inbred, sick animals that should never have existed.

(Above: pug and wolf skulls. Note the shallow eye sockets, crowded, protruding teeth, and short snout in the pug.)

Dogs pant to cool themselves. As pugs have practically no snouts, they have trouble cooling their bodies and they can suffer from organ failure as a result.

Pugs are often unable to breathe properly due to their short snouts and compact breathing passages. This inhibits their ability to do things that dogs like best - running, chasing things, playing.

Pugs suffer from a mangled jaw from which their teeth grow in all directions.

Because of the distorted shape of their skulls, their eyes commonly pop out of their heads. 60% of prolapsed eyes become blind. Eyes put back in the skull are prone to infection and the dog may need treatment for the rest of their life.

Their eyes are also prone to swelling painfully, becoming scratched, and being irritated by their eyelashes.

When excited, pugs are prone to getting fluid stuck in their throats, making them choke or gasp for breath. This is given the cutesy nick name “reverse sneezing”. [video]

As it can be difficult for pugs to exercise, they are prone to obesity.

Some pugs are born with their nostrils pinched almost shut, making it impossible for them to live without an operation.

The wrinkles on their faces will become infected without constant, careful cleaning by their caretaker.

About 64% of pugs suffer from hip dysplasia (malformed hip sockets) which causes crippling lameness and painful arthritis.

Pugs have a genetic weakness to demodectic mange (a pretty nasty skin condition caused by mites).

Their curled tail makes them susceptible to hemivertibrae - misshapen backbones which cause spine bending and instability, neurological disorders, back leg paralysis, incontinence, and pain.

Pugs are so inbred that a study of ten thousand pugs in the UK had the genetic makeup of only 50 individuals. Inbreeding means that defective genes are more likely to be expressed and passed on to offspring.

Necrotizing meningoencephalitis (brain swelling) is common among pugs. Dogs with this condition usually die within a few weeks. 

I am so sick of seeing pugs being celebrated. Their small, squashed skulls, facial wrinkles, curled tails, and protruding eyes are actually valued when these characteristics are a cruelty in themselves.

Pugs are charming, sweet, funny little souls and they don’t deserve the bodies humanity has designed for them.

Stop celebrating pugs. Stop buying pugs.

....what if I did both

I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion

If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.

"This is (Italian friend) and they're welsh"

"Take a calm tablet"

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”