So, In My Health Class, The Teacher's Name Is Jason (Keep In Mind I Go To A School Where We Never Use
So, in my health class, the teacher's name is Jason (Keep in mind i go to a school where we never use 'mr.' or 'mrs.' for teachers, It's just Jason. Now There's also a student named Jason In the exact same class They even look similar Every single time Jason S (what i'll be calling the kid jason) goes to ask Jason T (what i'll be calling the teacher jason) a question, before the question is even spoken, all I hear, FROM BOTH OF THEM, IS THIS SHENANIGANERY "Eeyyyy, Jason!" (-Jason T) "Jason!" (-Jason S) EVERY. TIME.
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Oh my queen. I admire you.
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It's been 2600 years, how long will this go, man?"
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