Weird How “masturbating And Falling Asleep In The Late Afternoon” Isn’t Regarded As A Cherished

I PROMISE I CAN FIX HIM! JUST GIVE ME TIMEE

i can fix him (no really i can)

i know we all joke but fr i am a creep i am a weirdo wth am i doing here i dont belong here

what the fuck is a llama

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

From now own this is my only goal in life

Be so completely yourself that everyone wants to kill you

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Yall stay safe im taking one for the team.

Why you sad? Is it about your penis again

this is without a doubt one of the funniest out-of-context anons ive ever received, like i legitimately died when i read this

hes so metal for that

He just stares at me and breathes really hard when he’s hungry

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did