Evie The Protector

[At baking the love cookie scene]

Lonnie: Why the hell are you making cookies at 3 am in the morning?!

Carlos: ... we umm...

[Evie whispers to mal]: dont say something stupid just play dumb.

Mal: ... it is three-thirty.

I've seen people casting actresses for sigyn and I have got some options from Turkish actresses

1. Yasemin Allen

2. Farah zeynep abdullah

3. Afra Saraçoğlu

I want a special alphabet for only tumblr users. Somebody do that

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Hades: do you think I am too confident?

Mal: no

Hades: dont lie to me.

Mal: you are my father

Hades: alright then. Anything you'll say in next 30 second is free. Starting now.

Mal: I think you are a drama queen-well God. Overreactor, self-centered, pushy-

Hades: But I-

Mal: no. I still have 23 more seconds

[The tourney team explaining how they won to the Sherwood team]

Aziz: you were prepared for our best!

Chad: But not to our dumbest

Herkie: and I am the dumbest there's ever been!

[Gil trying to cheer harry up]

Harry: I'm a trash

Gil: exactly! You are a trash can. Not a trash cannot

The Hooks

THE HOOKS

   ya wanna know my life?So pissed of Harry Hook shouted. 

   Here is my fucking life!

   We are three siblings. Harriet, our oldest. Me and Cj, our youngest.

My so called father, that son of a bitch, is a horrible person. I have no idea what my mom saw in him. He means harm and abuse and disaster and caos. He abused my mother. Fuck him! She did nothing to that asshole! shoutings and beggings every night. I heared it. Harriet heared it. But it only lasted till Cj was months old. Ya know what happened. The Great Captain Hook Drove Her Insane. so she suicided. Left me and Harriet a note. But that dumbass burnt that note. The only thing I have left from my mother is that necklace.

   Harriet run away. she was smart.she understood that my mother’s death meant nothing to Hook. The next in the line was her. So she run away. More like faked her death and stuff. I can’t blame him tho. I wanted too.Hell I did want to run away. But Cj was only months old. I couldn’t leave her with that monster. Even if I did run away, he would find me one way or another. So I sticked with dad. But I need to admit Harriet always got our backs. sometimes she snuck in the ship, took care of Cj when ı couldn’t. Or somehow scare Mr. Smee and dad so he leaves me alone. Oh and after Ettie’s left, I was the one who got beat and abuse so yeah, most of the scars on me is from him.

   Then Cali grew up. Me and Ettie never told her about mom or the abuses I got. she suddenly became a fathers little girl. Then we met with Uma and Gil and rest of the crew. They got our backs. So we got theirs.

   I’m not even talkin about what kind of abuse I did got! He trew litterally everything at me. Knives, swords, alchohol bottles.. Oh and there is this fire thing. His favorite. He used to burn my skin. And rapes... Ya don’t want me to tell them.

   W-what about the hook? How did you get it. The almost-golden-haired crying girl asked.

    It was one of the nights when Hook got drunk and decided to have a little time with me. Him being drunk made the situation easier for me to run off. There is a cliff, my favorite place. I call it “the endless”. I got there and started to drink. After a little time Harriet and Cj came and gave me this hook. They said “you’ll get revenge someday. And when you do, we will right behing you” That night, we all fell asleep on that place. That’s because this hook is so important to me.

He stood up and wald towards the girl.

   What happened? Your little Neverland heart couldn’t stand a regular Isle story, huh Pan?

   I- I didn’t know. Said Paris, Daughter of Peter Pan.

   I’m-

   Sorry? Yeah, me too

Diego De Vil: Everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to wire a car, how to out tracks on your shoe, when you want to throw off a lie detector test.

Jace Badun: Which cousin was that? Surely it wasnt Carlos.

Diego De Vil: I am the cousin.

Also...

Işık and Sinan from Love 101

Sinan is... well sinan and ışık is the one who is always there for him

HICCASTRID - HTTYD

I mean our boy hiccup had problems with his dad and grew without a mother and then there is his supportive girlfriend (wife now) Astrid

ı ship one side with shitty past and the other one is the good girl/boy

for example

LOGYN: MCU / NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Loki has the problematic past and Sigyn is the good girl who is always there for him

PERALTIAGO: BROOKLYN 9-9

I mean Jake has father issues. And Amy is the good girl who always be there for Jake.

JANELOS: DESCENDANTS

So we don’t have to talk about how bad the isle was, especially for carlos with Cruella so… and jane is the good auradn girl. They are my underatted babies

IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SHIP LIKE THEM IN MIND, I’D LIKE TO HEAR

THE MOORSE-GOD FAMILY

Dove Cameron as Mal(eficent) Bertha

Sabrina Carpenter as Helena (mal's sister)(OC)

Angelina Julie as Maleficent

Cheyenne Jackson as Hades

Jake T Austin as Caleb(Hadie)(mals [and Carlos']brother)(OC)