Lost Opportunity :(

Lost opportunity :(

Every time Elon Musk does something stupid/embarrassing I always think to myself, “Dang. It’s a shame DuckTales is over, we could’ve gotten so many great Mark Beaks episodes making fun of this rich brat”

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4 years ago

mevie

MAl: my mom always has a problem with what ı am doing.

Evie: M, thats probably because you are always doing me.


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5 years ago

chad...

Chad(Texting): Where are you?

Audrey(Texting): At the limo

Chad(Texting): So you are out of school

Audrey(Texting): No, I made limo come inside the school

Chad(Texting): Makes sense

Audrey(Texting): Unbelievble

5 years ago

HARRY HOOK FANFIC

Warning: Perantal abuse, mention of suicide, phisical / mental abuse

.......AND THIS THING IS DARK......

Ya can't understan the pain! Ya ar just another stupid, useless Auradonian! Ya can never understand seeing ya'r father abusing Ya'r older sister. Never! Or Ya'r mother won't ever suicide in front of you! Leaving ya with ya'r new born sister. Ya can't understand your father trying to kill ya. Or letting another villians rape ya. Ya can't imagine your best friend crying on ya because of the abuse he saw from his father and own brothers. Or ya can't be scared to go home. Or ya can't stand the hunger. Ya can't survive the cold. And none of ya can imagine how painful letting ya'r father down. And this pain isn't just mental at all.

  I-I am sorry. I couldn't know. But I have n-nothing to do with it.

  Oh, but ya and ya'r precious parents blame us for our parent's actions! If ya'r king would've thought about something at least just for kids,this dream land of yars wouldn't have so much enemies. Ya deserved everything. Ya are the ones who deserved to stuck on this isle.

The girl was speechless. Hook was right.

  So, Pan. Don't ya ever think of  ever getting close to me or my family, Ever. Again!

the girl could only nod before watching her father's enemie's son leaving the room...


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5 years ago

Uma: I'm gonna take you out.

Mal: great so it's a date

Uma: no as a threat

Mal: see you at six!


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3 years ago

Mal: dad you're embarrassing me

Hades: Welcome to the rest of your life sweetheart


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5 years ago

marrige

(Harry and Uma married)

Child: mom, how did you marry dad?

Uma(Shouting to Harry): See?! Even the kid is questioning it!


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5 years ago

The Hooks

The Hooks
The Hooks
The Hooks

THE HOOKS

   ya wanna know my life?So pissed of Harry Hook shouted. 

   Here is my fucking life!

   We are three siblings. Harriet, our oldest. Me and Cj, our youngest.

My so called father, that son of a bitch, is a horrible person. I have no idea what my mom saw in him. He means harm and abuse and disaster and caos. He abused my mother. Fuck him! She did nothing to that asshole! shoutings and beggings every night. I heared it. Harriet heared it. But it only lasted till Cj was months old. Ya know what happened. The Great Captain Hook Drove Her Insane. so she suicided. Left me and Harriet a note. But that dumbass burnt that note. The only thing I have left from my mother is that necklace.

   Harriet run away. she was smart.she understood that my mother’s death meant nothing to Hook. The next in the line was her. So she run away. More like faked her death and stuff. I can’t blame him tho. I wanted too.Hell I did want to run away. But Cj was only months old. I couldn’t leave her with that monster. Even if I did run away, he would find me one way or another. So I sticked with dad. But I need to admit Harriet always got our backs. sometimes she snuck in the ship, took care of Cj when ı couldn’t. Or somehow scare Mr. Smee and dad so he leaves me alone. Oh and after Ettie’s left, I was the one who got beat and abuse so yeah, most of the scars on me is from him.

   Then Cali grew up. Me and Ettie never told her about mom or the abuses I got. she suddenly became a fathers little girl. Then we met with Uma and Gil and rest of the crew. They got our backs. So we got theirs.

   I’m not even talkin about what kind of abuse I did got! He trew litterally everything at me. Knives, swords, alchohol bottles.. Oh and there is this fire thing. His favorite. He used to burn my skin. And rapes... Ya don’t want me to tell them.

   W-what about the hook? How did you get it. The almost-golden-haired crying girl asked.

    It was one of the nights when Hook got drunk and decided to have a little time with me. Him being drunk made the situation easier for me to run off. There is a cliff, my favorite place. I call it “the endless”. I got there and started to drink. After a little time Harriet and Cj came and gave me this hook. They said “you’ll get revenge someday. And when you do, we will right behing you” That night, we all fell asleep on that place. That’s because this hook is so important to me.

He stood up and wald towards the girl.

   What happened? Your little Neverland heart couldn’t stand a regular Isle story, huh Pan?

   I- I didn’t know. Said Paris, Daughter of Peter Pan.

   I’m-

   Sorry? Yeah, me too


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2 years ago

All the werewolf songs are rge best and I will die on that hill

(Was expecting a little booboo Stewart cameo because of that song wynter sung tho)


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4 years ago

Evie: what if we don't care about our boyfriends as much we care about each other

Mal: No, we just care them in a different way

Evie: What way?

Mal: ...Less


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