HOLY SHIT

Izuku is that hero who is going to be in his late 20s on a forum site trying to debunk theories about himself when he gets bored and having an existential crisis when a thirteen-year-old throws links and photos into their response because he ends up questioning himself like “Did I do that? Am I wrong about what I did on February 7th at 8 pm?? That YouTube video seems pretty solid—”

so majestic

Thats fucking brilliant

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

“ you didn’t see that coming now did you?” they all say in unison

“No man can kill me!” The demon roared, taking in the carnage it had caused. “But I am no man!” You proclaim, throwing open your jacket to reveal you are, in fact, three halflings in a trenchcoat.

Imagine being a pretentious teenager walking into a record store with ur friends and u are greeted by this gruff lumberjack lookin guy who is actively aggressive towards u if u buy music released after 1980 but then this dude standing the the corner in a baggy trenchcoat says hey babe can u put on Britney and the lumberjack guy changes the song to toxic without a moments hesitation

this is great

“Managing homework and patrolling the streets”

Imagine Tony writing a parenting book on “how to make sure your superhero kid lives to adulthood” but everyone thinks the “superhero” part is just like an extended joke because he’s Iron Man and it becomes a #1 seller. When he does an interview about the book they’re like “it was such a creative idea to have everything be related to superheroes” and Tony is just like “no I meant that. My kid literally is a superhero” and no one ever believes him.

Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

consistently forget that medication that relieves minor incomveniences exists so when i have a headache or my eyes are itchy from allergies or whatever im like “oh… the suffering is endless. this human form is weak and the tiny pains do build like pebbles stacking to a mountain. i accept it” whole time theres aspirin and allergy eye drops in the cabinet