I’m Watching A Documentary About Rats And This Guy Is Like “they Say There’s A Rat For Every Single

You are a wolf who was bitten by a werewolf. Every full moon your hair recedes, your teeth dull, and you are left cold and naked on a hillside. You’ve also met a lovely park ranger named Christine.

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

Imagine being a pretentious teenager walking into a record store with ur friends and u are greeted by this gruff lumberjack lookin guy who is actively aggressive towards u if u buy music released after 1980 but then this dude standing the the corner in a baggy trenchcoat says hey babe can u put on Britney and the lumberjack guy changes the song to toxic without a moments hesitation

CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TALL CLAIRE NUNEZ IS?

solid moods

First one inspired by @magic-and-moonlit-wings!

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vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

“ you didn’t see that coming now did you?” they all say in unison

“No man can kill me!” The demon roared, taking in the carnage it had caused. “But I am no man!” You proclaim, throwing open your jacket to reveal you are, in fact, three halflings in a trenchcoat.

please remember to take care of yourselves 

Made this TikTok in honor of ROTT.

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS AKSKSLSLSLSLAKALSLLDKFJFJSKAKKASK