Thestressedpirateroberts - Untitled

Disney princess starter pack

This much cuteness should be illegal

standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours

adulting

I honestly don’t understand why I have to adult. why do I have to learn a skill to live. Can I not just read fanfictions watch movies and tv shows. can i not just exist. I used to think living in your parents basement would be the worst thing to happen when you were an adult, now its pretty damn appealing. I don’t want to work, I simply want to be. 

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

Imagine being a pretentious teenager walking into a record store with ur friends and u are greeted by this gruff lumberjack lookin guy who is actively aggressive towards u if u buy music released after 1980 but then this dude standing the the corner in a baggy trenchcoat says hey babe can u put on Britney and the lumberjack guy changes the song to toxic without a moments hesitation

SORCERY

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You are a wolf who was bitten by a werewolf. Every full moon your hair recedes, your teeth dull, and you are left cold and naked on a hillside. You’ve also met a lovely park ranger named Christine.

 my grandparents are over and their catholic and were watching nailed it. and this one guys talking about his husband, and my grandmother is saying “a man cannot have a husband” because “it doesn’t work”. me being bi, is just nodding along but internally I am like “there is one imposter among us”.

Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

The concept was: Dean and Cas are two weeks into their honeymoon in Florida when Sam and Eileen leave for a hunt and not wanting to leave Jack and Miracle alone they call Jody and Donna to watch over them and bring the girls so they have company, but they too have to leave for an emergency so that means a bunch of overpowered kids and a dog are left alone for 17h and these are the photos they send to Cas and Dean

[yes Claire is wearing Sam's sweatshirt and Jack is wearing Dean's shirt don't @me]