Feed The Raccoons Speedrun

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Imagine getting an email like this in real life

THE RETURN

Fine, I'll put a stop to Elon Musk myself.

I'm having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)

Ok genuine question, how the fuck are rich people just allowed to not pay rent and get away with it? Why hasn't twitter been evicted when this prick isn't paying rent? The rest of us don't get to just decide to not pay rent, and this douchebag has the money to pay so why is he just allowed to get away with this shit?

Does anyone have really really deepfried image of

DEPRESSION: Youre nothing

ANXIETY: Everyones gonna hate you

MONKEY: bro can I borrow banana

GOD: don't listen to him bro how tf he gonna give it bakc if its alreaduy eaten

she say do you love me i tell her only partly