I Don't Know What Any Of The Heat Measurements Mean.

so: imagine percy being a regular at a diner, right?

and he goes there enough times that they even put a "blue" option on the menu, right?

and then, slowly but surely, more demigods start going there separately, right?

so the diner employees just collectively calls them, "the regulars," because they all this weird, cryptid-like aura to them, right?

but then, one day, they all show up at once with varying amounts of injuries, and the diner employees are just like what the f—

Tinella Nosa

ok let me just do something here

REBLOG this post with your favorite toh character/the one you kin the most/or both and your sexual orientation + your gender identity ITS FOR SCIENCE

ok I’m going offline for 15 minutes I expect many notifications on my last few posts

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

K I'm up. What were we doing?

Seriously, though, what I love most about Pokémon is that the official explanation for why it’s okay that a bunch of children are running animal cage fights for money is because:

a. All living creatures in the Pokémon universe have a natural inclination to set up tournament brackets and engage in a series of staged one-on-one duels where nobody actually gets seriously hurt; and

b. Humans symbiotically contribute to this phenomenon by furnishing the infrastructure for Pokémon to organise themselves into stables and more effectively pursue martial glory.

Like, we are describing a universe where not only is a knowledge of and propensity toward the principles of professional wrestling genetically encoded in all beings, but humanity’s natural ecological niche is “wrestling promoter”.

It’s a beautiful thing.

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

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This was right under your post