There Was A Barrel In The Way, I Could Not See The Baby Until After I Said That. Oops

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

I'm gonna be in the obsidian fieldlands all next week. Meet up there?

I would like to challenge you

Oh yeah? Sweet! I'd love to find you!!! Just gimme a time and place!!!!!!

I'm going to tell you my pokemon go friend number

705200733551

This has been my pokemon go friend number

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LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP

FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF

I got you bro

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I want to be very clear: I did schedule this post to not be on easter weekend

They were drinking salt water

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before