"In Case Anyone Missed It, The Tuberculosis Outbreak In Kansas Has Now Spread To Ohio.

I liked Hyphen by Dermonster

Has anyone read any good books recently?

[They'll say: There goes that cool cat that breaks-all-the-rules cat that dangerous lead cat.]

...

What

Is. Is not dating a violation of "the rules?"

Zuerst wurde Eulenspiegel Hofjunge bei einem Raubritter, an dessen Burg er vorüberkam.

joltik !!!

They were drinking salt water

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

reblog if you think sapphic ships deserve more love

it is a pretty good lake tho I'll give her that

Where do you think fi came from? If the sword of might becomes the goddess sword like I think then how did it get a spirit?

Also if she gave up her mortality to get back to tri... wow. Hope it worked. But then if tri is link (after all link lost his voice to a rift, and then when he falls in a rift again tri is there immediately after. And after tri leaves link gets his voice back), then she did all that only for him to have been there the whole time without either knowing

Anyway I'm just imaging the Golden goddesses chilling and then zelda barges in

"How did you get in here‽"

"Became a goddess. Where's Tri?"

"Upstairs on the couch. Sheesh."

timeline placemnt for echoes

probably already done, but here's my take:

Echoes of Wisdom takes place at the beginning.

Before the cycle, before Skyward Sword, before Hylia even came around.

I HAVE EVIDENCE (maybe)

First, the creation story, as told by ome of the goddesses. They made the world, Null isnt happy about that. No other creation story (ahem, looking at you Great Deku Tree) talks about Null or any voidlike entity. Furthermore, if my memory is right, Hylia isnt even mentioned in Echoes of Wisdom.

Which means that the whole part of the golden goddesses asking Hylia to watch over the triforce hasnt happened. Why? Because they've had no need to do so until now. Nobody even knew where it was. The Prime Energy was not for mortals to hold. Civilization hasnt gotten to the point of power-hungry people yet.

So, Hylia isnt around. There is no "blood of the goddess" yet. That's why the prophecy calls for a priestess. Someone who can communicate with the goddesses. Done.

Link is just...Link. Just some kid. No reincarnated spirit, he's just a guy who wants to make his world better.

This isnt as in depth as I wanted to make it, but I might make a seperate post with more details.

I love this littol guy.

hello everyone, im here to bless your dash with my 3-legged old man, Sammy!

Heat fundamentally requires the passage of time whereas cold, (lack of heat) is the "default"

YEAH

So weird being in a place where when you yell into the void, the void yells back with helpful tips on how to use the hellsite

Anyways, void

AM I SUPPOSED TO ADD TAGS WHEN I REBLOG STUFF?

thank you for making my post exponentially funnier btw

you're welcome! I try