Due To Budget Cuts Arceus Had To Get A Discount Champion To Save Space-time From Collapsing

Hmm

Seriously, though, what I love most about Pokémon is that the official explanation for why it’s okay that a bunch of children are running animal cage fights for money is because:

a. All living creatures in the Pokémon universe have a natural inclination to set up tournament brackets and engage in a series of staged one-on-one duels where nobody actually gets seriously hurt; and

b. Humans symbiotically contribute to this phenomenon by furnishing the infrastructure for Pokémon to organise themselves into stables and more effectively pursue martial glory.

Like, we are describing a universe where not only is a knowledge of and propensity toward the principles of professional wrestling genetically encoded in all beings, but humanity’s natural ecological niche is “wrestling promoter”.

It’s a beautiful thing.

Costume?

you look great in that frog costume

my endermen headcanons (don't like if you're not going to reblog)

My teacher doesn't believe that school can affect anyone negatively.

Reblog if you have EVER been affected negatively in ANY way by school so I can show this to my teacher.

pessimistic as it may be, I'm surprised ao3 has no works tagged "temporary character growth"

"I'm in Spain without the 'A'"

"You're in spin?"

*rotates morosely"

sorry I was napping

Here ya go

Hear me out:

This meme

But make it Darius (as Dwight) and EberWolf (as Angela)

Someone make it happen 😭