Thethirteenthfloor - Call That A Thirteenth Floor The Way I Renovate This Hotel

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

I made a transparent green version of that old geocities dragon vibe gif I was searching for a while back, and I figured while I was there I might as well export a bunch of other colours in case people would like to use them! The last two are solid white and solid black, in case your theme makes either of them invisible lol

Edit Aug. 13th ‘23: Updating original post with all the existing colours! To see the latest, check out the free stuff page on my Neocities :3

REASONS ROOK WOULD WIN:

hes just a little guy

Also has experience dealing with feral rabid beafts so he would just. Adopt toastey

Herbert could try to use rook for his own plans buuuut rook is busy eating butterflies and falling over :) also he likes arson

CLUB PENGUIN OC SHOWDOWN (Round 2, Side B Match 7)

TOASTEY - GRRR BARK BARK BARK

"Kicked off the rainbow puffle adoption cloud for mauling 3 different puffle hotel staff, he was found as a stray and adopted by a retired EPF agent. He doesn't actually have rabies he's just fucking weird. His current owner adores him and thinks him foaming at the mouth is just a quirky rainbow puffle trick they do when they see food (it's not)."spook-e-smudge's testimonial

WHY VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR TOASTEY:

"If you don't he might bite you"

ADDITIONAL INFO:

"I love him very much and I think you should all love him too"

ROOK - JUST A LITTLE BOT

"rook is a young ai made by gary to be the security and surveillance system, but gary didnt account for the fact that rook became sentient :) now he resides in a spare mascbot body. he is JUST a little guy!!! eats rocks and butterflies" thethirteenthfloor's testimonial

WHY VOTERS SHOULD VOTE FOR ROOK: "ITS ROOK!!!!!!!"

ADDITIONAL INFO:

" https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4S4JZiEaJORXaBlcjL3Upg?si=2164f89286734451 its a long one bud! "

Character art by: spook-e-smudge, extremelyputridfishbreath

I just wanted to crosspost this for anyone who isn’t on instagram

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin