WOOO YEAH GIVE IT UP FOR EMMA PROMISEDNEVERLAND

one of the important cornerstones of fandom is understanding that your headcanon is not everyone else's headcanon, and i'm not sure when people stopped understanding this

sorry, your boyfriend was shipped out and is now caught in a brandnew experimental farm. yeah, he has to face manmade horrors beyond his comprehension on a daily basis. he’s leading an uprising of several hundred teens and kids and is going to erase a whole species of intelligent beasts from the face of this world. he might have headaches and nosebleed on a daily basis. he developed a god complex is as big as his forehead by now. sorry

Bart bart barrrrttt5 bart bartttt bart 🏃‍♂️💨

A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!

Do you ever have the urge to like test your chronic illnesses? Like push it too far and you KNOW it's gonna bite you in the ass but like what if it doesn't??? What if you were just being really dramatic this whole time????

I feel like half my brain is a concerned adult and the other half is a belligerent child who just really wants to go for a run.

Why Leo is “Blue”

In the series where each turtle look so distinct from each other, it’s weird that Splinter calls them by colors. Even more so, Leo is a red slider. He has those prominent red markings on his face.

So why is he blue?

Rats, aside from being near sighted, are red-green colorblind. Specifically, red-weak/protanomoly color blind.

Donnie has purple markings, Mikey had orange markings. And Leo?

Well he looks blue to mutant rat man. 🥺

(Raph is probably “Red” because that’s the Hamato color)

Ooh my sweet baby Blue

I was worried I’d never see you again

Do you think people used to have ADHD Text Reply Anxiety back in the day. Do you think there was some girl in the 1870s going "Oh, a letter from Esther, how delightful! I must make time to write her a reply this evening!" And then later she was like "It has been 5 months since Esther wrote me, and I am yet to reply. I fear I have tarried far too long, and if she receives a letter from me now it will seem terribly rude and she will want nothing to do with me. And yet, it is ruder still to not write her at all! I fear I am the only one to blame for my current predicament, as I am most terribly forgetful. Ah, but what a fool I am! I shall pray this evening for guidance from the Lord"

I'm being very brave today

More turtle tots for you all 🐢♥️💙🧡💜

I def have a problem it's fine.