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Huzzah for touching boobies and enjoying them

The best thing about having breasts is being able to touch them as much as you want, all day long! The best thing about other people's breasts is being able to touch them! The best thing about life if touching breasts!

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An old favorite of mine!

“What’s the big deal? It’s not like I’m the first person to grow around here.”

Your little shrew of a wife had really surprised you when you came home today. Two steps into the living room, right after work, and there she was, seated and taking up the whole room.

Enormous and terrifying.

Her butt had badly dented the wall behind her, leaving cracked drywall everywhere, her head had knocked the ceiling fan to the ground at some point and her boobs rested on her lap, quivering together easily as large as the hippos you’d seen at the zoo.

“Honey, you’re huge. How are we supposed to live here? You can’t even leave the room?!?”

“Oh, I can leave the room, little guy. It will just be your job to buy us a bigger house next time.”

Her annoyed expression turned to a much scarier smile as she reached forward and grabbed you around the waist.

“I hope you’re less delicate than you look. I want to have some fun…”