We Understand Your Concern. But Rest Assured, Our Top Scientists Are Working On A Cure Around The Clock.

We understand your concern. But rest assured, our top scientists are working on a cure around the clock.

In the meantime, our Psychiatric Team has been studying ways for men to cope with their anxiety. We recommend trying to shut off the processing centers of your mind. At your diminished size, most complex brain function is overwhelming. Try running on a more basic level. Find comfort in what feels good. While your body may be shrinking, your brain’s pleasure centers are growing and showing heightened functioning.

Remember, this is only temporary. Think of it as a break from reality. Do what you need to do to get through this. Take a break from you day to day responsibilities.

Most men find this break quite pleasurable once they relax and let us take control. Let our ladies take the wheel for now. We’ll tend to everything, from the complex problems of our times down to your most basic urges.

Don’t worry. We got this.