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I saw this on here once matched with all the zodiac signs, that was really cool, even though they could only match with 12 of these 23 listed

Emotions you feel but can’t explain reference

Please make me fat?

Ode to gummy bears:

Such chewy delight I get from gummy bears! When they slide freely as the wind down into my mouth. Such pleasurable fright I feel from gummy bears! When they are stuck in my pipes and can't move south.

Oh sweet death.

Did we mention we like gummy bears?! en We Heart It.

That head wrinkle tho? – View on Path.

I thought this said dick walrus.

My mother has one tree like all of those in her backyard. I wonder if the ones in this picture stay that way longer than hers do.

Tina

EEEEEEh That sound Tina Belcher always makes in Bob’s Burgers. Is universal in its language. 

Greetings! From San Martin de Porres, Perú! – View on Path.

Feelings :)

Zodiac Signs as... Emotions People Feel but Can’t Explain.

Aries: Lachesism– The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire.

Taurus: Chrysalism– The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.

Gemini: Onism– The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.

Cancer: Liberosis– The desire to care less about things.

Leo: Anecdoche– A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening.

Virgo: Rubatosis– The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Libra: Nodus Tollens– The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.

Scorpio: Opia– The ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.

Sagittarius: Rückkehrunruhe– The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.

Capricorn: Exulansis– The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.

Aquarius: Monachopsis– The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

Pisces: Énouement– The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.