Old Ass Man

Gotta get this out there somewhere I guess

But oh my god. Oh my fucking god. The soundtrack for A Discovery of Witches could have me on my KNEES right now. Oh. My. God. I cannot. That soundtrack could kill me right now and I would use my last breaths to profess my deep, undying love for the complete, absolute BEAUTY that it just gave to my life.

Me: I am a fierce, independent woman who does NOT need the loving support or approval of anyone else.

Me, five seconds later: TUMBLR PLEASE LOVE ME

Liam ”It‘s been. My honor.” Mairi

A group of queers of all types is a pride

A group of aces is a deck

A group of aros is a quiver

A group of trans women is a code-camp

A group of enbies is a byte

A group of bi people is a tandem

A group of pan people is a panic

Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

WAIT EXCEPT NUMBER FOUR FUCK YOU GUYS MY BAD I'M FINE I PROMISE

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed