Shoutout To My Dad Who Accidentally Moved Into An Up And Coming Black Lgbt Neighborhood And Was Very

reblogging because "nice cock, kill yourself" will now be my sign off for the rest of forever

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

It’s not even funny how relatable this is.

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

Hero, with amnesia: I don't remember you but I know I can trust you

The villain: .....?!?!?!

The eight stages of writing :

- this is awesome

- this is slightly less awesome

- this is shit

- I’m shit

-oh god oh fuck what the hell am I doing

-wait this might not be that bad actually

- How the fuck is this working

-This is awesome

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time