I WILL Bite People I Like. That Is A THREAT.

I have found my newest hyperfixation, kronos clockwork, my beloved.

Zeus, slamming the metaphorical door into the Underworld open: HADES YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Hades: Hello, Zeus.

Zeus: DON'T YOU "Hello, Zeus." ME YOU FUCK. WHAT HAPPENED TO KEEPING OUR FATHER CONTAINED!?

Hades: [Checks]

Hades: He's still there-

Zeus: NO THE FUCK HE AIN'T! HE ADOPTED SOME KID A BLINK AGO HOW CAN HE DO THAT IF HE'S CONTAINED!?

Hades: [Double checks]

Hades: Oh, huh. Never noticed his spirit wasn't there.

Zeus: YOU HAD ONE JOB HADES! ONE! JOB!

Hades: A job which covers an- get your finger out my face you absolute child.

Hades: Why're you even upset anyway? He hasn't come back to usurp you or anything.

Zeus: He didn't eat his new kid.

Hades:

Hades: Hm.

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Danny: You know, I have an inexplicable sense of danger right about now.

Billy: Scale of 1-10?

Danny: Solid 100.

Billy:

Billy: Sh-Should I be concerned...?

Danny: Naaaaah. I'll be fine.

A beat.

Danny: Probably.

low-key spooked-

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

how does one learn how to do this? I'm genuinely curious

Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

I hear Patreon has cool stuff

i forget that im not a harpy, so preening behavior translates into biting which is bad

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

SPAN IT HEHHEHEHHHAHAHAHHA

The New Republic

Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

we do be queer

part of the skittle squad, if you will

TRUE GAY FROG MATIERIAL

we make children like frogs them too :)

reblog if you think aros and aces (or anyone on the aroace spectrum) are queer

trying to prove something to my mother ^^

and that kids, is how shark merfolk were made!

Perfectly timed wedding photo

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

guilty as charged

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?