bro, tfp!op being my dad would fix ALL of my problems, I swear-
If Optimus wanted to adopt me, I wouldn’t stop him.
Reblog if you think our OP would be a great dad.
it is here
DO NOT DOWNLOAD
WHO IS USING THIS
AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
I gladly take some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH, thank you! :3
Thanks for reblogging my posts, in exchange I can only offer you some AHHHHHHHGAHHGGGHHHHHHHH
and that kids, is how shark merfolk were made!
Perfectly timed wedding photo
i forget that im not a harpy, so preening behavior translates into biting which is bad
ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU
let's start a chain
everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait
mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box
this entire post is a glorious shit show of the skittle squad sillies.
DONT STOP BITCHING!!!
this is what peak insanity looks like, and I'm all here for it
tfw = two fucking weiners
hehe
Feeling kind of silly now…