Unsafe. Insane. Consensual But In The Type Of Way Where They Would Rather Kill Themselves Than Have An

It is now March 7, 2025

i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

Every. Single. Time. One of my friends brags about how great their landlord is, I have to hit them with

“You know that’s a slumlord, right? You’re excited that they’re doing bare minimum. If they didn’t do that, it would be illegal. They could be sued. Now go back to how you live in “half” of a “refurbished” concrete garage.”

A Monthly Occurrence

Me: damn this playlist is AMAZING every single song is a hit, no skips. I should save it-

Me: This is my likes folder.

I don’t care for vampire vegetarianism. It feels like an awfully strange thing to desire demons just to defang them.

Every Jason dies

life is so good when i pretend that jason never died

She’s the first person I told…everything. She was my confidant, my shield, my break in the shore. She hasn’t used my deadname since I changed it six years ago.

We haven’t been talking much these last few months. I moved ac

Across the country and she got…mean. She wanted me to come back, to stay depressed, to live in a bubble with her. I didn’t.

Got deadnamed by my oldest friend on my birthday. Deliberately. Through a meme.

You bought a cheap mirror from an antique store, not knowing it was enchanted. The mirror shows the reflection of the viewer 60 years in the future. You didn't realize it was magical because your reflection is... exactly the same.

Reason 2 to finish your manuscript:

Because you want to read it.

Transitioning to being a full time cane user, and one of the first things I’ve noticed is now the bus doesn’t start moving until I’m sitting.

That was very much not the case before.