Oh my god
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
It should be illegal for construction to start before sun-up
Pedestrian: What are you doing?
Me, mid panic attack, holding on to a tree for dear life: just chillin’.
Twin, where have you been?
i bring a sort of 'bruce wayne is actually an abusive father in canon' vibe to the bat tumblr that batfamily fans don't really like
Reblogging with Proof™️
Let it never be said I make up fake adventures for text posts that reach 10 notes.
Free will is a miraculous thing
Not in the christian way
But rather “I just remembered that i can take an edible and a bus into a coastal beach town to eat cheetos and watch the sunset”
Does anyone still give a fuck about ROTG? because I’ve been sitting on a conspiracy theory essay about Jack Frost for years and I’m happy to post it
There’s a sorority named Omega Psi Phi.
Not usually what I think of when I hear someone say Omega Sci-Fi, but alright.
Doms have praise kinks too.
He’s me. He’s daddy. He’s babygirl. He is 12 raccoons in a trenchcoat. He deserves to be treated kindly. He should be taken out back and shot. He is where dreams die and hope is born. He once ate a pie out of a dumpster that was literally on fire.
When does happiness have anything to do with entertainment? Is it not just an attempt to run screaming from seeing your life with open eyes?
tumblr entertain me
Glad to bring new posts to the feeding grounds for my (checks stats) 7- no we’re back down to 6-, 6 whole followers!!
"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other