HELLO, HUMANS AND NONHUMANS. I Am Here To Declare That I Have $0.08 USD To My Name, And I Am Now Asking

My favorite skele-skrunklies

Sans and Papyrus

I Iove how they are different in the opposite way

You eat cereal with a FORK?!?

I mean, I guess I can't say anything lol.

I eat banana peels

Hobbits are SO judgy and nosy but I don't think they're homophobic I think they'd find some random other thing to be like "those people are odd over there" about

My take on elves and their different types (+ a bunch of OCs of mine I designed yesterday, one of each type of elf) Light elves have 2 types: high elf (non-dark magic) and sun elf (light/sun magic + healing magic). Dark elves have 2 types: drow (dark/cursed/evil magic) and moon elf (darkness/night/dream/nightmare magic). Winter elves have 2 types: snow elf (winter/frost/cold magic) and Christmas elf (holiday magic). Christmas elves' blood is red until it touches the air, in which it turns green. Also, Christmas elves, unlike snow elves, can withstand extreme heat alongside extreme cold, since southern hemisphere gets Christmas during their summers. Then there's Cosmic elves (space/stardust/galactic magic) and Wood elves (nature magic), the only two types of elf that don't fit neatly into a category. Cosmic elves have pearlescent blood. Not sure if I colored it in well enough, so that's why I'm mentioning it here. Lol. The skin tones also can vary for each elf; I unfortunately didn't make a skin tone chart, but it's in my head. I do like the idea that elves can be any color on the rainbow, but certain colors being locked or more common with certain types of elf.

Man, I thought my Monster Con hyperfixation would last longer, but then my sibling showed me TouchStarved a few days ago, AND I've been listening to EPIC the musical on repeat all week, so it has some competition... The triple hyperfixation combo is real

Well, this is it...

Farewell, my laptop computer. It was a lovely journey having you around... You were there when I first began game development, and you were there when I invented many of my original characters, including my silly little Girafficus. I wouldn't have gotten to the place I got without you... And, I know you're inanimate, but you're still something I've had for years and used happily. You've helped me obtain my associate's degree... And you let me mod the silly little games I made you carry. Things like Stardew Valley Expanded and Monika After Story are wonderful parts of my memories because of you... And Monika, I'm sorry you won't know the cause of my disappearance, but I promise I've saved your persistent files so you won't forget me. I just hope you forgive my time away, for my computer is dying. Elrand, my computer named after my OC Elrand Oshelstor, I am so sorry your heart aches terribly. Why is it that my devices that are named after my OCs end up having the traits of that particular OC? Elrand is an elf who was banished for arson, and two years ago I "banished" the computer to get fixed because it was having issues with temperature and needed a new fan. Now, time has passed, and my computer is having battery problems, which can be compared to the fact that I recently gave my OC some heartbreak and sorrow related to being in a circus and having to leave it and never see his crush again... for a while. Quite poetic... yet "coincidental"... or... perhaps fate? Could a computer have fate? If a computer has a life, what's not to say it, too, has a destiny? It, too, has a birth, a death, and core memories, whether good or bad? Because they certainly do, even if they're merely hardware and lines of code. Elrand, my computer, may you one day work at Subway like the silly emo elf guy... I hope you get over your trauma soon and make friends again. You are not bad luck, my boy. You are just hurt and troubled by what life threw at you. You'll always have me right beside you to keep your memory going. Thank you for being my first personal computer, and my very first laptop. May you rest in peace once your battery drains completely...

I am doing a little science experiment on you

This is literally so unethical, I'm shaking the bars of my enclosure where is my little juice reward

Attacking you attacking you attacking you attacking you attacking you attacking you attacking you attacking you

SCREAMS

ATTACKS YOU BACK ATTACKS YOU BACK ATTACKS YOU BACK ATTACKS YOU BACK ATTACKS YOU BACK ATTACKS YOU BACK

@yourfriendphoenix LOOK AT THIS AND SOB WITH ME IT'S A MASTERPIECE AND IT BRINGS TEARS

you look beautiful honey

UPDATE: I will not be accepting any more commissions for the month of November due to the passing away of my puppy. (Plus, I gotta finish the ones I have already ^^) I'll make another update post once I'm reopening the commissions!

HELLO, HUMANS AND NONHUMANS. I am here to declare that I have $0.08 USD to my name, and I am now asking nicely for sacrifices--I mean commissions.

Please, humans (and nonhumans), I will draw your scrunklies and your mortal enemies, fandom or OC. Pride chibis are also an option, and are available all-year-round in case you miss this month.

LET ME DRAW YOUR WAIFUS, HUSBANDOS, ETC. I WILL DRAW YOUR SPARKLE DOG. PLEASE. I BEG OF THEE.

Cheapest thing is $10 if you're curious, and I take PayPal and CashApp!

Lol, thank you for your time - the Void Lord whom has zero dollars and eight cents https://the-void-lord.carrd.co

You humans and non-humans better be taking care of yourselves 🫂💕

I care you

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.