can you imagine living in 1963 Dallas and you're just minding your own business, probably on the way to do errands when you find the largest human being you've ever seen in your entire life being yelled at by a child in a fancy school uniform, and said child just blurts out I'M THE DADDY HERE with all the conviction in his tiny body, and later on, just when you think things can't get any weirder, you find out on the news that the man is a suspected terrorist/kidnapper/killer with four other accomplices and the child is apparently their hostage, i mean really what a wILD DAY
David answering the important questions
Tua: ✨season two, episode three✨
My brain for the next six months: 🎶SUNNY🎶
so vanya forms a unique bond with harlan who is sissy's nonverbal son, i wonder if they bond over music??? anyways vanya is autistic you cant convince me otherwise!!!!
The Umbrella Academy Season 2 + foreshadowing
+ Bonus:
They changed Elliot’s name in the credits of TUA :))))))
luther
cis and doesn’t really get the whole gender thing, but hes supportive
diego
honestly, im conflicted but im going to tentatively say cis
has definitely thought about his gender in depth before, especially after like all his siblings started coming out as trans (so around the age of 15 right until he was 22)
but, eventually, he knows that he’s, without a doubt, a dude
allison
nb
pronouns are she/they
will steal clothes and makeup and just like. anything and everything from klaus
feels a disconnect from womanhood, but also a connection? its complicated
once they tried to explain their gender to luther and he really didn’t understand anything but he was like ‘i have no idea what that means but i support you and youre still my best friend : )’ and allison is like. yeah okay good enough
will call themself a woman, and is fine with with other trans people calling them a woman but no one else
wlw and nblm
is open about her gender and doesnt really make a big deal about it, but the first time she called herself trans or nonbinary there were so many articles published about it and everytime someone interviewed her they asked her about it and she just -_-
klaus
nb
pronouns are he/him
will steal clothes and makeup and just like. anything and everything from allison
honestly doesn’t feel particularly connected to womanhood or manhood or any specific label, he’s just vibing
nblm and nblw
five
age twelve he told everyone he was a boy and then proceeded to completely ignore anyone who slipped up
came out at the same time as vanya
they were pretty much the same size so grace swapped his and vanya’s wardrobes
really he only knew people could be trans because vanya came up to him and was like ‘i think im a girl?’ and he was like ‘you can do that?’ and shes like ‘i think so?’ and hes like ‘oh. me too then’(but abt being a boy) and then he proceeded to find as many books on the subject as he could and shared them with her
grace had actually given him a name but he decided he likes five better
ben
well. five and vanya came out and ben immediately started reading everything he could find about trans stuff and while reading he was like. huh that sounds like me.
so, two and a half weeks after five and vanya come out ben is like ‘okay me too.’
he decided on the name ben for himself
vanya
she kind of always hated being referred to as a boy. like she hated it so much, it was one of the few things that could actually elicit a strong emotion out of her and for the longest time she has no idea why
then one day, someone refers to her as a girl and shes like !!!! holy shit!! im a girl!!
a few years later, after holding onto this and mulling it over, she approaches five bc hes her best friend obviously
they read so many books about being trans and gender and shit and shes a little @_@ but! shes having fun and five is using the right pronouns for her and its the most comfortable shes ever felt
she told five that she wanted to come out, but was really nervous about it and he offered to come out with her (he was kind of already waiting for her to be ready for that anyway but she doesnt know that)
unlike ben, she did not want to change her name! she really likes the way vanya sounds and its very much her name
tag any of this as ship and i will eviscerate you ❤ they are siblings and they love each other siblingly
Klaus is probably telling them his why I don’t date twins anymore story
Umbrella Academy sketch dump!! I love this show
CANNOT stop thinking about vanya feeling incredibly threatened by christopher and being like “oh and how many apocalypses have you caused??? huh??? none??? that’s what I fucking THOUGHT, whos the better seven now” and all her siblings are like who the fuck are you. what the fuck is your problem