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Would you be interested in (girlboss) Harold Jenkins appearing in Season 3?

im gonna be totally real with you. i crack a lot of jokes here on butchvanya dot tumblr dot edu but im serious about this one. i ABSOLUTELY want (girlboss) harold jenkins to appear in season three because i think it would be very funny. i want to see vanya kill him again. like yeah yeah he didn’t do All That Hogwash in this timeline and ‘boohoo don’t kill someone for a crime they didn’t commit’ but consider: im a lesbian and i would like to see it. season two neglected a Key Aspect of vanya’s character which is that deep down she’s fucking furious all the time. she is so so angry and i would like to see it used for productive purposes, i.e. killing her abusive ex a second time just because she can. we were ROBBED of vanya jumping on reginald’s back like a spider monkey and tearing him limb from limb in a light supper and i would like to see leonard PISSbody get destroyed a second time to make up for it. 

there’s no way to know if he has the same relationship with the sparrow academy as he did with the umbrella academy but. i do not care. i want vanya to see him from across the street and run over and drop kick him before she even has one (1) rational thought. i want him to have no idea who she is. i want his last thought to be wondering why and how a tiny lesbian he’s never seen before in his life is telekinetically throwing him into traffic. i want this all to be played for comedy. i want it to add absolutely nothing to the plot. i want it to be an isolated scene that is never once revisited in the rest of the season. i want all the siblings to watch approvingly. 

so yes to answer your question: i would be very interested

Allison: so yeah basically I have super powers and was adopted in the year 1989- oh did I mention I was from the future? And I kind of ended the world, well actually it was my sister- yes I have a sister-

Raymond:

Could I maybe do an essay on autistic Luther? I wasn't involved in that discussion before but I would because I have many thoughts. Also I wanted to add that little Vanya barely speaks (I don't remember her ever saying anything?) and might have been non-verbal as a child to add to the autistic Vanya discussion. (I project too much onto all the siblings)

I love her being nonverbal as a child. Especially since I don’t remember her speaking in the younger scenes from before she lost her powers? I could be wrong

And by all means we need a Luther essay

I apologise

diego hargreeves ran an asmr channel to show off his knives and used the adsense money to move out and no one can convince me otherwise

Watch this. And then watch it again. Focus on someone different each time

What if the umbrella academy was a novel series?

Lgbt Umbrella Academy Icons

All these lovesick idiots did was talk about running away together and then they actually did.

the memories started coming back slowly before they returned all at once.

words mostly taken from a tiktok audio.