How Old Are You We Wanna Know? #questionsthatkill 😭

Maybe, but you came at me first. Why are you always on the defensive whenever I talk about Alice? She's a terrible girl who doesn't know up from down or left from right half the time. She spiked your tea, what more evidence do you need? I think your top hat is a little too tight, Tarrant.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

Good. :)

Everybody scared to ask so I'ma ask: since you're single what do you do when you're horny? Do you get sexual urges and if you do how do you deal with them?

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I like how you embrace different cultures like with the oompa loompas you speak their language, tried their food, and love them and with prince pondicherry you wore indian clothes out of respect and you never antagonized them. A white man who knows what he's doing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I appreciate it, but really everyone should be this way. We're all people after all.

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! 🏆🌸💘 Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. -@chocolatecakekween

For me? Oh, thank you! You really shouldn't have! How sweet!

Another weird cocoa question:

Can I touch the back of your hand, please?

Uh- 😅

Why?

You're pretty and I'm gay -

and now I'm going to hide away in embarassment, bye !

Oh, thank you for the compliment!

What's one of your favorite songs?

Coolio's Gangster's Paradise, it's such a classic!

Can you sing? What are your talents?

Oh, goodness no. Ha. I'm not the best singer. I'm not bad. Just not Michael Jackson good. More like average.

Although, I do have quite a few talents, which include flute playing, dancing, reading backwards, rapping, voice imitation, acrylic painting, magic, cooking, and of course, candy making. :)

Augustus, if we were friends you would eat me...😒

Would you like to be friends? 😁😄😃

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

I don't know why you listened to that asker's music link you don't know anything about music!

Oh, Mumbler. You got jokes, hm? So ever-loving help me, if you test me one more time I'll dunk you in a chocolate barrel! And. Hold. You. Under until chocolate is squirting out of every little hole on your body! And I'm not kidding. Hahaha...ah...

Now, where was I? Ah, yes. Answering questions.

Moving right along!