Why Did You Put Secret Recipe On The Secret Recipe? You Should've Known It Was Gonna Get Stolen 🙄🤷🏻‍♂️

I wanna taste your lips 😘 I know you're sweet like sugarcane 💕💗

Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.

Glad you think so.

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

So I talked to Tarrant last night about the get together as you requested and he would like to know why do you dislike Alice and not want her to come, what do I say? 😨

Oh, dear Edward! Poor boy, I shouldn't have asked you to talk to him, I apologize. I dislike Alice because she got drunk with a blue caterpillar at the last get together and made a complete fool out of herself (and offered some of my Oompa Loompas a sip of her "Trippy Juice"). No need to be nervous dear boy, I'll handle it from here.

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

Dear, tumblrs. If you have asked a question or commented on something of mine and I haven't responded, I am terribly sorry. My asks are backed up and I get at least 20-45 notifications at a time, some of which I hadn't noticed until this morning while eating my breakfast. It's a really fast pace to maintain between answering questions and running the factory.

Heh....so sorry.

Goodnight world.

Please don't die, I can't afford to bring you back.

Yo haircut stuuuuuupid af what did you think when getting your hair cut with a fckn booooowl

First of all, my haircut isn't stupid, yours is. Matter of fact it's probably dry, basic and straight with split ends, no style, volume or curl. Just dreadful and more lifeless than a dead rose. 😌

There's quite a difference between the occasional sweet tooth and eating sweets and candy for almost every meal.

What's your favorite food at McDonald's?

I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.

Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.

Anyone ever told you you look like a young johnny depp?

Never heard of him.

What's one of your favorite songs?

Coolio's Gangster's Paradise, it's such a classic!