I have this theory that you're bipolar. Mainly cause when you go from being cheery to angry and petty quick. Every time the kids say something annoying you snap at them. When Augustus fell in your chocolate river you looked mad and like you didn't give a fuck then when the sucky thing sucked him up you had a smirk on your face and didn't do anything cause you wanted to see what would happen. You could've easily told your oompa loompas to get him out. You seemed like you really tried to warn all the kids except Augustus. Is it because he's fat? At the beginning of the tour you sarcastically body shamed him. You lowkey got a dark side lol
I don't understand anything you're saying. Each child was a complete brat and their parents were equally irresponsible for contributing to their kid's downfall, a lack of discipline, parenting and all that stuff.
Example, Augustus and his mother are the same size, if you get what I'm saying. If she had told him to put down a cookie or two years ago then maybe he wouldn't have been so tempted and greedy at the factory. And I was the true victim here, I had to drain my poor chocolate river and replace all the contaminated chocolate. That cost me a lot of money. So I don't want to hear about how I'm such a terrible person for supposedly taking a little pleasure in their pain.
But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3
Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.
And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.
Those kids were so mean and rude to you on that tour I bet you had a headache that morning. And this is why you hate kids I bet ๐
Thank you for realizing that I was the victim and not them. People kill me with that "you tried to hurt the kids" stuff. It's so dramatic. Ugh.
The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me ๐๐๐
You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.
As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.
Augustus, if we were friends you would eat me...๐
Would you like to be friends? ๐๐๐
Ha ha...no.
Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.
If you could travel anywhere in Europe, where would you travel to?
Hm, I would visit Venice, Italy. I think Italian happens to be one of the most beautifully spoken languages and I've always dreamed of living there when I was a little boy. Not to mention the beautiful architecture, it's all very breathtaking. I'd love to just watch the people travel by boat to their destinations. I wonder how they manage it all?
Why does people flirting with you make you neverous and uncomfortable?
You know ur attractive af right?
Because I dislike receiving vain, individual attention in a way that is sexualizing or subtly implied innuendos.
And I'm not really into all that lovey-dovey stuff as I rarely trust or like people.
It just doesn't appeal to me.
*pokes you*
You man look like you're afraid of spiders.
Oh no. Let's not touch Mr. Wonka, heh.. I spent two hours putting together today's look.
And yes, I hate spiders with a passion, how'd you know?
Maybe, but you came at me first. Why are you always on the defensive whenever I talk about Alice? She's a terrible girl who doesn't know up from down or left from right half the time. She spiked your tea, what more evidence do you need? I think your top hat is a little too tight, Tarrant.
I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it
All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.
I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.
You should ask @sungchano, it's her art. She just made it for me. But I don't mind if she doesn't. โบ๏ธ
It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it ๐๐๐๐
Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.
Thank you! โบ๏ธ
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Isn't it past your bedtime, little girl? ๐