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Hey there, Where do the Oompa Loompas sleep???

Ah, good question! The Oompas Loompas have a very special room within the factory where they sleep, specially designed to resemble their country of origin (minus the Whangdoodles, Snozzwangers and Hornswogglers, of course). While they sleep in shifts, the rest are wide awake concocting new creations, singing and being rather mischievous. They certainly can be a handful..

Do you expect me to take your threats seriously? You throw tea parties with a little girl in a place called Wonderland.

The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭

And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me 💀💀💀

You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.

As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.

You should build restaurants inside the factory for the Oompa loompas like McDonald's or something xD

No I should not! Do you have any idea what's in McDonald's burgers? They chop up little aborted fetuses and serve them to YOU in their food. Ew.

Augustus, if we were friends you would eat me...😒

Would you like to be friends? 😁😄😃

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

So I talked to Tarrant last night about the get together as you requested and he would like to know why do you dislike Alice and not want her to come, what do I say? 😨

Oh, dear Edward! Poor boy, I shouldn't have asked you to talk to him, I apologize. I dislike Alice because she got drunk with a blue caterpillar at the last get together and made a complete fool out of herself (and offered some of my Oompa Loompas a sip of her "Trippy Juice"). No need to be nervous dear boy, I'll handle it from here.

Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

What are some things that help you sleep at night? I suffer kind of with anxiety and depression and nothing really calms me enough for sleep

I'm sorry you're having trouble sleeping. I used to have that problem when I first opened my factory because I had so many new ideas and nerves running through my body.

If I could suggest a white noise, storytelling or an audio book app, those always help me. The best ones, I think, are vintage and oldies music live streams with rain put over them. Some good free apps and YouTubers that stream music and white noise 24hrs:

Nemo's Dreamscapes (YouTube, and the best one, in my opinion)

Chilling (Scary storytelling app, if you're into that sort of thing)

Yellow Brick Cinema (YouTube)

Relax Rain (App)

The Relaxed Guy (YouTube)

Dream Musicas (YouTube)

Sleep Radio (App)

Free Books And Audio Books (App)

I recommend taking a hot bath with any oils, bath bombs or epsom salts beforehand since baths ease folks into a more relaxed state of mind. Also, Aromatherapy products are excellent for induced sleep. I hope these help you and you find a solution that works! I'm curious. Let me know! Goodnight and sleep tight.

Daddy wonka

He's still learning how to let go. Heh...

Do you think that people who drink their hot chocolate cold are disgusting?

Absolutely. Why would anyone want to drink cold hot chocolate? Ew. Just get an iced coffee instead.