I Don't Wanna Talk About It, But Here's A Few Old Pictures Of Me Growing Up:

'Kay, I'm not interested in the details. They're gone, it doesn't matter anymore. I don't care. If you bullied them then grow up, if you didn't then I wasn't talking to you. The end.

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

I used a app that changes your face and when I used your face it changed my face to a girl. The app thinks you're a woman and put lipstick on my face because your lips are really pink it had me laughing so fucking hard. This is proof you're a pretty ass sexy delicious but feminine man. That's all I had to say love u bye sugar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That-....

Well maybe your app is just crappy and it confuses features and gender often, more than you think. ....S'not my fault you got a two star crappy app. 😒

Another weird cocoa question:

Can I touch the back of your hand, please?

Uh- 😅

Why?

Nobody:

Absolutely no one in the world:

You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!

..

(Ilysfm 😂😂😂)

Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

he didn't actually message you did he?

Yeah, he did. Twice, actually. And I was busy at the time. The issue seemed petty and easily resolvable.

What do your uh, Oompa Loompa workers do when they're not working son?

Oh, hi, dad! When the Oompa Loompas aren't working they're usually down in the Disco room dancing (as shown below), playing games and having drinks. Or in the cafeteria eating, or in their own room assorting their delicious cocoa beans! Most of the time, you'll find them in the Disco room spinning around, breaking it down and such. Some of them have learned a new dance called twerking, or something that they showed me. It's basically booty girating. They just love music. ☺️

Yeah. They just love those roast beef sliders. Practically begged me for some.

I thought it would be safer to just take them to Arby's myself since they can't reach all the buttons needed to fly the elevator.

You said your middle name is Winslow and my middle name is kinda similar it's willow 😂😂😂

And I like your bedroom and your smile and cheekbones. Your really feminine and handsome and sexy which is my type but im too young and you probably gonna be disgusted that Im 16 bye

That took a left turn quick! Haha!

But seriously, ew.

You know you really shouldn't beg, it's not becoming of you.

Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~

That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.

Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be billing you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.

What's your favorite room in the factory? (Here's mine:

Of course you'd pick the room with sausages. Do you ever get tired of stuffing your face, child?

My favorite room, in fact, happens to be the Chocolate room! Oh wait, no... that's not right. Maybe Dessert Island? Heh. It could be Yankee Doodles. Or not. As you can see, I haven't completely decided as I haven't given it much thought. Every room is special in its own way.