Tonight When You Go To Sleep, You're Presented With This Choice. (You Aren't Allowed To Decline.)

Tonight when you go to sleep, you're presented with this choice. (You aren't allowed to decline.)

You also get no input on *how* exactly you get placed in.

So you could be an engine, or a rolling stock. Either way you now have roller skates permanently attached to your feet, and you have no free will, plus all of the manual labor that comes with being a train.... person.... train-person.

Also keep in mind that if you choose Cats you'll probably have to eat garbage and die at 3 years of age from a car hitting you, heartworm, mauling, other diseases, etc.

If you refuse, you will be painfully exploded.

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Nobody asked for this

But here's my top 10 favorite songs Dead! by My Chemical Romance Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger Spring by Rites of Spring Parklife by Blur Private Life by Oingo Boingo Dark of the Matinee by Franz Ferdinand Beauty of Poison by Specimen House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance The Lovecats by The Cure The Killing Moon by Echo & the Bunnymen

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thewizardofschnoz

1 year ago

The three types of Mr. Mistoffolees

Bonus little guy:

You can easily slip away from arson accusations by being cute

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thewizardofschnoz

1 year ago

Sometimes a babygirl can be a personified brick truck on roller skates, and I think that’s beautiful.

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thewizardofschnoz

1 year ago

These were originally just for the discord server, but I'm putting them here because I can. The adventures of Greece ball Greaseball.

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thewizardofschnoz

1 month ago

I'm on a Wolf 359 relisten if you can't tell

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digital art myart alexander hilbert daniel jacobi renee minkowski wolf 359 podcast warren kepler hera wolf 359 alana maxwell In my head Jacobi has a vaguely mormon look. so thats what I was going off of.

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thewizardofschnoz

1 year ago

The cat of the railway train is here to make sure nothing goes wrong! (And to accept scritches.)

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thewizardofschnoz

1 year ago

My newest Fraggle!