What’s The Name Of That Cook Who Saw Stephen Black In Absolute Shambles, And Decided To Hit On Him?

"ravenous is like hannibal but a western" sure but consider this. hannibal tries to seduce will by presenting him with bizarre, lofty moral dilemmas and religious allegories, whereas ives is just kind of annoying boyd until he says something along the lines of "you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up" prompting ives to respond by saying something which essentially boils down to "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid"

Trying to win a second argument (same person):

“Bla bla bla. Proper name, place name, backstory stuff❤️😍”

-Salomé

Trying to win an argument;

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

The Wolfman With Allison Argent and Scott McCall

and I can't even say that Strange fumbled. BECAUSE ARABELLA (and Segundus) IS QUITE LITERALLY WAITING FOR HIM LIKE HE'S ON A TWO WEEK BUSINESS TRIP AND NOT OUT GALLOPING INTO THE SUNSET WITH HIS ACADEMIC RIVAL

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

Hound and greenery, meant to be a break between bigger projects. Meant to be.

Stinkhorn Phallus impudicus ('egg' and mature form)