What If We Took The Kid From this post …

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

name him. name your son

Lil dude is having the time of his life

He wants to stay at the beach!

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I had an interesting night last night

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat